A joke a day, keeps the Stress away

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it or the express degree you told me about?"

"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why do you want to become a lawyer?"

"That's my business! Get me the course!"

Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.

Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?"

In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less lawyer . . ."

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad
had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow
plow and follow it".
Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She
followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.
She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow,
to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can
follow me over to K-Mart."

Haha....Bro impact, i think you got a very stressful day today...

A MRT pulls into Tampines.......

4 sheeps boarded the train...........

another 4 sheeps boarded the train.............

When the train pulls into Boon Lay..........a TIGER boarded the train.......

Make a guess.......by the time the train pulls into Joo Koon the new MRT station.............how many sheeps left.........
















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no sheeps left ??? <---- wrong














1 sheep left ?? <------ no logic....












4 + 4 = 8 sheeps ???? <--- CORRECT !!!...u wondering why ???
































its becos "NO EATING and NO DRINKING is allowed in the train" !!!

Hey siaoster bro..... Good one..... wahahaha......

ahhahaha its fri !! time to chilli chill chill !!

Why no jokes since 12 Jun.. Run out?

impact2001 wrote:Why no jokes since 12 Jun.. Run out?

All the jokes you have written on 11 Jun, can last from 3 months.....

can i try 1 ....


why did the chicken cross the road?

1. to get to the other side?
2. there's a worm there?
3. it just walk anyway it wants coz brain too small?
4. there's a forte coming....


ans: 4

If you take a MRT and would like to allow at a station that confirm have 10 men at that station which one will you allow...

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Ans: Tampines........ why use your brain to think lor....

something to do with the word tam-pi-nes?

tish wrote:something to do with the word tam-pi-nes?

yes yes..

ok ok.. another MRT one...

Which MRT station a gal should avoid should a guy ask you to go....

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come on... you are not that lousy....

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Ans: Bedok

ah bit hard to catch leh ? tampines one i havent figure out also.. lol

BED-OK?
TAM-PINES ~ Ten Penis?

Liak Boh Kiew...

tish wrote:can i try 1 ....


why did the chicken cross the road?

1. to get to the other side?
2. there's a worm there?
3. it just walk anyway it wants coz brain too small?
4. there's a forte coming....


ans: 4

waypoint wrote:BED-OK?
TAM-PINES ~ Ten Penis?

well done.. your mind is 100% corrupted...

Correct... Bedok = Bed OK

Tampines = ten penis lor.. so confirm got 10 guy lor...

ok here another...

Which MRT station when a guy take will and when he alight he will confirm able to spot 40 gals one...

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Ok Ans: Pasir Ris......... why... see who can give me the answer why..

3 man showering together... guess a house electric appliance..






































ans is washing machine..

If you want something to laugh about, watch 国记交意所 (it's a small world) on Tuesday, 8pm - 9pm, CH8.

Courtesy from here.

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Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go.

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I'm not fluent in IDIOT, so please speak slowly and clearly.

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Every one has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege

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Don't blame yourself. Let me do it.

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Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

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If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. but it's still on the list.

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It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

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I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

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I like work, it fascinates me! I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

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You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

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Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

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I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

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What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

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You grow on people, but so does cancer.

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0 , NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta .

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7..
Good Luck!

Tech Support

With husbands like these, who needs enemies?

And then the fight started...


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...

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TBC.....................

this morning listening to radio while driving to work... heard that Liverpool lost 1-3 to Aston Villa... that's the best joke for the day....

laughing until I reached office....

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2007.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:


Room Service (RS): "Morrin. - Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes.I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad! ?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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A women asks man who is traveling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies, “No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".
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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential.
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential!

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first, me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next, me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 3
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: ' Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson 4
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' the turkey sighed, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


Lesson 5
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who **** on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

LOL thanks guys, these jokes really make a bad working day (today) into something not so bad

Pathetic Love

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married
her.She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Can post 'dirty' jokes?

karabi wrote:Pathetic Love

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married
her.She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA.... This is DAMN FUNNY man..

this one slightly dirty.. hope no one minds:

two lawyers anda doctor went for a round of golfing @ the countryclub one day. Of course there was a great deal of one-upmanship and rivalry between them. As they were changing into their golfing ger, the lawyers decided to play a prank on the doctor. As he changed in the cubicle, they spat into his shoes. The doctor seemed unaware and they proceeded to play for the day, the lawyers snickering at their prank's success.

At the end of the day, they stopped at the rec club for a drink. The doctor offered to buy, and got himself a sprite and the lawyers coke. As they sipped their drinks, the lawyers finally broke and evilly told the doctor what they had done, gloating at the sily man who had even got them drink to top it off! The doctor shook his head sadly and said:
"How much longer must this go on my friends? The professional rivalry, the spitting in shoes, the pissing in cokes... this has got to end!"

Not a joke, but a damn funny clip about driving

http://www.funny-games.biz/cartoon/how-to-drive.html

Enjoy~

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
“Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go, Dave.”
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:
“Dave… Dave… Dave, you sick *******. You’re a vet.”

LOL good one

Three pregnant women, a redhead, a brunette and a blonde were sitting at the obstetrician's office waiting for their appointment. Wanting to break theice, the brunette turns to the rehead and says " Actually i already know the gender of my baby. You see I was taught this technique by an old wise woman, that if you're on the bottom when you're making love when you conceive you'll have girls and if you're on top you'll have boys. So far i've had two girls and a boy following this trick. This time I was on top so i know i'm going to have a boy"

"Oh really" the redhead says. " So I guess since I was on the bottom this time I'm going to have a girl"

Meanwhile the blonde starts crying and muttering "Puppies, puppies"...

it's friday! woohoo!


A man was mowing his front yard when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

She replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

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Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.

After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."

The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"

The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."

The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"

The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."

The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"

The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."

The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"

The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."

The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."

About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."

This is the best email for Life
God created the donkey and said to him :

"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"

God granted his wish.


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God created the dog and said to him:

"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.

" God granted his wish.

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God created the monkey and said to him :

"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. "

The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."

God granted his wish..

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Finally God created man and said to him :

"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals..You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused.

" God granted man's wish

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And since then, man lives 20 years as a man ,

marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

that's tragic but true..

Since it is a Monday, Something to brighten u guys up during the work week

Job-saving policy
In view of the jobs-saving scheme for everyone, you should be thankful that your company is making effort to implement this to your organisation very soon.

DRESS CODE:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

PERSONAL DAYS:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

VACATION DAYS:
All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, Aug 9 & Dec. 25

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or coworkers.
Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done.

ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks' notice, as it is your duty to train your own replacement.
Thank you for your loyalty to our department. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Nutcracker!!!

=>Picture tells a thousand words

Extracted from Reviews from SGcarmart Forte review section

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Just bought Avante RS (avante got RS?)


Just bought Avante RS
Comfort : 3 / 5 Reliability : 3 / 5
Handling : 3 / 5 Features : 4 / 5
Exterior styling : 4 / 5 Interior design : 4 / 5
Value for the money : 4 / 5 Engine performance : 4 / 5
Would you recommend this vehicle to a friend? : Yes

Review
It was love at first sight when I saw a new Cerato Forte. Had tried my friend the old Kia Cerato, so wanted to own one. Went to the showroom at Ubi. The salesman say no harm to try to book the car. So we tried. The salesman said will get back to us, but was disappointed. Waited for 5 days, no news from him. instead we the one keep asking him about the news. When get contacted, he sound like not interested to liase with us. Just becos of bank rejected. When asked to return back the money he said need to wait 14 days to refund and when already 15 days, I made a called he said will checked and call me back but never. The next day, said need to wait another 14 days as on his part he already refund back to the bank last 4 days but when I contacted the bank, the officer said never. Who to believed? I was very angry, then contacted him again. He said need to wait for my next acct statement. I was wondering as my payment mode was debit and not credit why takes so long to process and was really dissapointed when get to know from the bank there was no refund being made 4 days ago by the company. I really piss off by his unprofessional attitude and told him within 14 days if no refund credit to me I will go to the authority and the funny things was the next day the refund was credit to me. What kind of senior salesman he is? If I never made a move first do you think my refund will credit to me that fast. Seriously, he never had an iniative to update us. Not even a call instead I get to know my loan was not being approved when my hubby contacted him.
Different scenario when I was at Avante Showroom at Alexandra. The salesman keep update me of COE bidding and promotion they do have. He really have the attitude of professionalism, really wanted to sale his company car. He help me alot and even have iniative to update me everyday till my loan being approved by bank. It just takes 4 days to approve. So u can see the different. It's not the matter of not getting the car but the attitude and making the customer welcome. I really salute the salesman of Avante and no doubt Avante being own most of singaporean because of their service. As for Kia salesperson, there's still a room for improvement. if you guys did not welcoming your customer with good service don't dream of beating Avante.

What I like
A new Cerato Forte. Nice body and big space inside.

What I do not like
The service at Ubi Showroom. Very dissappointed.

Posted On: 30 Aug 2009


Interesting.. Conflicting remarks[b]

what the hell? i'm lost man. so the dudette is trying to praise the forte or the avante?