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Joke - Total Eclipse of the SUN
by kapitan 21st July 2009, 4:31 pm
Memo from Director General to Manager:
Tomorrow at 9 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is
when the sun disappears behind the moon for few minutes. As this is
something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view
the eclipse in the car park. Staff should meet in the car park at ten to
eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and
giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made available
at a small cost.
Memo from Manager to Department Head:
Tomorrow at ten to nine, all staff should meet in the car park. This will
be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will disappear for two
minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles. The
Director General will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all
some background information. This is not something that can be seen
everyday.
Memo from Department Head to Floor Manager:
The Director General will today deliver a short speech to make the sun
disappear for two minutes in the eclipse. This is something that cannot
be seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at nine or ten.
This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.
Memo From Floor Manager to Supervisor:
Nine or ten staff are to go to the car park, where the Director
General will eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn't happen every
day. It will be safe, but it will cost you.
Memo from Supervisor to staff:
Some staff will go to the car park today to see the Director general
disappear. It is a pity this doesn't happen every day.
Tomorrow at 9 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is
when the sun disappears behind the moon for few minutes. As this is
something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view
the eclipse in the car park. Staff should meet in the car park at ten to
eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and
giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made available
at a small cost.
Memo from Manager to Department Head:
Tomorrow at ten to nine, all staff should meet in the car park. This will
be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will disappear for two
minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles. The
Director General will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all
some background information. This is not something that can be seen
everyday.
Memo from Department Head to Floor Manager:
The Director General will today deliver a short speech to make the sun
disappear for two minutes in the eclipse. This is something that cannot
be seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at nine or ten.
This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.
Memo From Floor Manager to Supervisor:
Nine or ten staff are to go to the car park, where the Director
General will eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn't happen every
day. It will be safe, but it will cost you.
Memo from Supervisor to staff:
Some staff will go to the car park today to see the Director general
disappear. It is a pity this doesn't happen every day.
kapitan- Senior Member
Re: Joke - Total Eclipse of the SUN
by powerteo 21st July 2009, 4:51 pm
LOL! This is cute! There are real cases , but not these contents.
powerteo- Junior Member
Re: Joke - Total Eclipse of the SUN
by kapitan 22nd July 2009, 10:35 am
office is stopped...all staff in front of Teebee tuned to ChannelU... I am tuned to TVU Net on CCTV10 with my netbook watching the eclipse....
kapitan- Senior Member
Re: Joke - Total Eclipse of the SUN
by nocash 22nd July 2009, 10:52 am
So now what happens?
Sun eat Moon or Moon eat Sun?
Sun eat Moon or Moon eat Sun?
nocash- Senior Member
Re: Joke - Total Eclipse of the SUN
by kapitan 22nd July 2009, 10:55 am
Moon eat sun lah.....
Earth Moon and Sun in a straight line, with moon in middle. So moon block the view of the sun, thus cutting off sunlight for a few minutes....
like someone switching off the lights for a few minutes....
Earth Moon and Sun in a straight line, with moon in middle. So moon block the view of the sun, thus cutting off sunlight for a few minutes....
like someone switching off the lights for a few minutes....
kapitan- Senior Member
Re: Joke - Total Eclipse of the SUN
by nocash 22nd July 2009, 11:27 am
kapitan wrote:Moon eat sun lah.....
Earth Moon and Sun in a straight line, with moon in middle. So moon block the view of the sun, thus cutting off sunlight for a few minutes....
like someone switching off the lights for a few minutes....
Ohhh.....now i know why there's a legend of 10 sun...
Now the moon eat sun, later in the day still got sun
nocash- Senior Member
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