Most crazy n Funny Accident Reported !

by newsman 5th May 2009, 3:38 pm

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the p***s of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

by Fortec 5th May 2009, 3:43 pm

wah oral sex also can cause the car to shake violently...

by luvxiaobeng 5th May 2009, 4:17 pm

Wahaha.... The women teeth so sharp ar.... can bite it off.... ermmm.... Yike....

by andikong 5th May 2009, 4:23 pm

newsman wrote:
A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the p***s of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

How come never report iin the Straits Times or New Paper? .... or show some pics.

by luvxiaobeng 5th May 2009, 4:25 pm

andikong wrote:
newsman wrote:
A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the p***s of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

How come never report iin the Straits Times or New Paper? .... or show some pics.

Wah andi... you want to see pic of wat.... the women wif bloody mouth or the Private part in the plastic bag....hahaha....

by **melburn** 5th May 2009, 4:26 pm

omg 1 of those bizarre incidents, i believe it was censored tats y nt in the papers.

by Fortec 5th May 2009, 4:34 pm

I remember straits times reported a lady had to call in the Fire Department after she can't get her male dog out of her after few hours of attempt. That was 10years ago at least.

by **tish** 5th May 2009, 10:43 pm

***Sorry i had to censor the p word coz is too direct. Just like how some forumers requesting for the sub forum "talk co** sing song" to be renamed.

In future, please also try to refrain using the sensitive words directly. Thanks Smile